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On a day when it was 40 degrees in the shade, Big Jason "Whitey White" shone out like a three year old's Christmas star, on the top of a Gay Christmas Tree! Yes Whitey left all challengers in his wake three strokes clear of his nearest rival. Clarkey was having a blinder as well, Clarkey, you" missed it by that much". A Nett 66 but No Cigar. Clarkey better luck next time. Steve Mc one stroke further back with a Nett 67 wins the Money in the Secret Squirrel Group plus me. One consolation is that I didn't have to give the $5 to Peter "Grumpy" Rowe.
It wasn't my fault, They mowed the greens to close, They put the Pin in the wrong place, The Tee block was to low, Too many trees on the course and it's not my kid.All the excuses in the world, I still four putted and had to cough up.
Four putting is not as bad as a 10, an almost 10, and a 12. Yes if you missed it there were two Bo Derecks walking around in Bikinis. Yes, Brad Holt and Graham "Hunny" Hunt. The thought of those two in Bikinis is to much for the mind to cope with. Hunny posted a Nett 71 with a 9 and a 12 in his score and Brad posted a 10 in his disqualification.
A new Puffer has joined the gang of E Cigarettes clan of three, being myself, Big Kev and now the Joff. By the way watch out for Joff's left jabb. Very aggresive behavior Joff.
If you had an 82 you would be thinking that you had a good round. (Unless you are Tom Dougan) some would be creaming their pants. Not Tiger, keep a rope and a chair away from Tiger as he capitulated in his latest tournament finishing last. Poor Tiger, tha'ts enough empathy for Tiger, move on Tiger!
The Feeling of seeing Billy Bollard's willy, and then the thought of seeing Billys Willy again in the same round, yes the L Plates. A Grade this week goes to a Bo Dereck and a four putter for not coping with the heat and saying to hell with it all we're going in. This Week Brad "Bo Dereck" Holt and Tony "Bulmers Four Putt" Bryant get dual L Plates in A Grade.
The Robbo with a crappy Nett 82 scores the L Plate in B Grade and in C Grade the man holding back on the Saturday competition and waiting for the first Away Game at Wirrina, Rob "the Scammer" Gardner wins the C Grade L Plate.
AGM this week boys, be there by 7.00am sharp for the meeting and breakfast.
See you all there.
The part time editor signing off.
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