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With the first wet day in a while, we still managed 23 players on Saturday, well 22 finishers and the ghost who drives a cart !!! But in the battle for the Phil Edwards sponsored day, maybe we all should have have stayed drinking ports after Buzz came through his round with 25 points on the back nine, as it didn't get any worse for the matchplay speed bump. Having already scrubbed the 9th hole in his early round, the man with dreams of wearing crocheted shorts on the course after Nan does some stitching, easily won the pleasure of helping Phil lighten his load.... of cash that is, shooting a fantastic 47 points !! Great stuff lycra man, glad you waited a week before producing that master class.
Grade winners this week were Tony ' Bloomers ' Bryant in A Grade with 37 points. B Grade goes to Paul ' F%^^$, S&^%, C*%#,P$#%, Motherf#$%##$ and repeat ' McKenna with 39 points, and Super still keeps Billy off the podium with 34 points in C Grade.
Plate winners were Matty ' Yeh, I got nothin' ' Loan in A Grade with 24 points. Kymbo ' It's all about Mildura or Matchplay ' Tolius wins it for B Grade with 22 points, and Dave ' Stick it up your a... ' Clarkey takes it for C Grade with 32 points.
As for team players this week, well let's just say that Nando should have been the busiest bloke there on Saturday !! ' Dancin' on the Ladies ' Lionel fell short on the 3rd tee, ' Can I put in a powerpoint for ya instead of the jug ' Hunny follows on the 4th. DC-5 felt the pressure of the Pres, VP and VC tongue slurping and 4 putted the 9th. Kymbo decided to break it up a bit, with a back breaking swoosh airy on the 18th to prove that he is indeed, a team player. But, the best of the day, which all of his playing group couldn't wait to dob in, was Tommy !!! Buzz decided to try and go to infinity and beyond on the 9th, skying the ball off the tee... and a few moments later in came back down.... short of the public, never mind the ladies !!!! Great stuff Tommy, now you've broken your jug virginity, you'll understand that it don't hurt that much !!!!!
And what the hell is with the names going in the Sunday Mail results ??.... Bloody hell, you'd think we were sending in the names by braille to end up with the names they're creating.... And who is this D Robertson that has joined the Club ???
Looks like another wet one this week boys, so make sure ya bring ya brollies...
See you blokes on Saturday, after the dawn service
Cheers
Robbo
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