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Crikey...
Decent weather outlook ? - Check
Major Comp ? - Check
Ummm, so where the hell was everyone ?? Even with 3 blokes o/seas , 2 nomads wandering aimlessly through the outback trying to find their inner Leyland Brother, it was still surprising to only have 14 blokes turn up on Saturday for the Past Players Memorial Trophy. At least it was enough for a comp, and continuing on his great streak of form, this weeks winner was Dave ' I don't need to declare my winnings, do I ? ' Kempie. The short arse blitzed the field with 37 points. Well done Kempie, well played... Now we really do need to rip into ya on the 1st !!!
Grade winners this week were Steve ' In No Hurry ' Belcher in A Grade with 34 points. Stevie ' I just can't stop him ' McKenna wins B Grade with 32 points, and Phil 'I'll stick around for a drink if no one else will Robbo ' Edwards takes C Grade with 34 points.
Plate winners were Pete ' Must be why Kempie gave me these shoes ' Rowie in A Grade with 27 points. ' That's more like it , ya dickhead ' Robbo takes it for B Grade with 22 points, and Paul ' Where's Kenny ? ' Hughes grabs the C Grade plate with 25 points.
No team players on Saturday... or maybe there was , but when I got back to do the cards , pretty much everyone bar Frankie n Phil had taken off....
Will be a shame if the story going around the Club on Saturday is true.... But apparently , Billy ' Everyone's favourite player to hang shit on... but with love ' Bollard has made a run for it and joined the Pat !!! Shame Billy , hope to see you some Saturdays.... You quickly became a much loved member of this Club , and will be a shame to see you go.... Who am I gonna put the voodoo on now mate ???
And then came Sunday... Victor Harbour. Talk about deja vu
Bargain Price ? - Check
Decent weather outlook ? - Check
Away game / Great course / No mud - Check
Again, where the hell was everyone ?? Another 14 players on the Sunday, tho' not all the same players. But same results really... Kempie wins the day with 39 points, '2 jug ' Robbo is useless sober / hungover / pissed or with a golf club in his hand really, winning the NAGA with 21 points.... Those results better make it to golflink Matty !!! Great to have the Ladies , Penny and Cherie , out for a hit.... sux when they outscore you but !!!!
See you blokes on Saturday
Cheers
Robbo
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